he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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