office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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