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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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