What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
