doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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