I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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