Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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