THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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