My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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