have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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