i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You were trust falling into bushes
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
