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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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