Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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