it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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