The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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