Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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