Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
