Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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