i may or may not be watching the land before time
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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