How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I cut my penus on the lid.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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