Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.

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(206): View more from Washington

The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...

(425): View more from Washington

Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.

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(530): View more from California

There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.

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(714): View more from California

I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?

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(510): View more from California

You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.

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