I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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