I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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