can we get nightvision for the apartment?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
