I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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