If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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