This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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