just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
should my penis look like a turkey
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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