We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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