There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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