I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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