at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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