im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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