we're blogging at a bar
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i've created a new STD.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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