I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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