my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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