he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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