Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We named our party play list daddy issues
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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