That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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