you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
well, you know. whores of a feather.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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