she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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