24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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