I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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