I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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