if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
