She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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