we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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