Say something about gay babies.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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