Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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