Umm I'm too high to move.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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