If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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