perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
