Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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