what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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