I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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