Yo dont text me then not text me
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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