u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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